Hey! Caught you looking.

So you’ve got some loose change burning a hole in your pocket? Here are some off-the-shelf services.

I take copywriting seriously. But I also like to have a fun. This is what the shop is all about. The menu changes from time to time, so check back in soon to see what’s in store.


A short poem, for any occasion. £1.

A short story (3000 words) on any subject. £100

A love letter. £1.


Made your choice? Let’s go.